Golden Bins slums it with the hoi-polloi

Mark 'Golden Bins' Ward, who can't leave the house without jamming in on a BB rare, has had his birding career shattered into tiny pieces when it was revealed that he ticked Feral Pigeon for the RSPB team at The Lodge today.

When contacted by BirdGuides to verify the rumour, Mark replied ''I couldn't help it. I had an eyelash in the corner of my eye, so I held my head back and bathed it with Optrex. It was at that point that the *******s flew over. I feel so ashamed.''